Wednesday, September 12, 2007

CETIOSAURUS!!!111111111111!!!!!

THE CETIOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!11111111!!!! IT IS ALWAYS AN ALCOHOLIC NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!111111!!! IT SPENDS COUNTLESS HOURS DRINKING AND DRINKING AND DRINKING BUT NEVER DIES OF ALCOHOL BECAUSE ITS HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!! SOME CETIOSAURUSES TRY TO QUIT BUT THE ALCOHOL ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THEM!!!!!11111!! DESPITE ITS ADDICTION TO ALCOHOL EVERYBODY LOVES TEH CETIOSAURUS BECAUSE IT CAN BRING BACK TEH DEAD WHILE IT DRINKS ALCOHOL!!!!!111111!!! IT ALSO IS GENERALLY LOVEABLE!!!!1111! I LOVE TEH CETIOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME11!!!!!!1111!!! THIS KID ALSO LOVES TEH CETIOSAURUS!111111111!!

Thursday, August 30, 2007

UTAHRAPTOR!!!!!!!!!!!

THE UTAHRAPTOR IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!111!!! IT IS THE FASTEST MOST VICIOUS MOST STEALTHY DINOSAUR AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!! ITS TOO BAD IT DOESNT EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DINOSAURS HAVE CLAIMED THAT THEYVE SEEN IT AND SOME HAVE EVEN TAKEN PICTURES BUT ALL THE CLAIMS ARE PROVEN FALSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXPERTS CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND ITS BONES BUT THEY JUST MADE THE BONES TO TRICK US!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE UTAHRAPTOR AND IT LOVES ME!!!!1!!! THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE UTAHRAPTOR!!!!!!11!!!!

GASTONIA BURGEI!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!

THE GASTONIA BURGEI IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!11!!!!! IT ENJOYS LINGUISTICS!!!!!!!!1!!!!! EVERY GASTONIA BURGEI READS THE DINOSAUR DICTIONARY ABOUT 10000 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!! IT ENJOYS THE COMPLEX WORDS SO MUCH THAT IT USES THEM CONSTANTLY!!!!!!!!11!! THIS MAKES IT VERY HARD TO UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!1!!! MOST DINOSAURS NEED A TROODON TO TRANSLATE TEH GASTONIA BURGEI BECAUSE THE WORDS ARE SO BIG!!!!!!!!!!!! EVEN THEN ITS HARD TO UNDERSTAND!!!!1111!!!!! THIS IS TOO BAD BECAUSE THE GASTONIA BURGEI KNOWS HOW TO GRANT IMMORTALITY, BUT ITS LANGUAGE WHEN EXPLAINING HOW IS TOO COMPLEX THAT NOT EVEN A TROODON CAN TRANSLATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE GASTONIA BURGEI AND IT LOVES ME!!!!1!!! THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE GASTONIA BURGEI!!!!111!!

PARASAUROLOPHUS!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!

THE PARASAUROLOPHUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!! IT MAKES A GREAT SENATOR!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!! THE DINOSAUR SENATE IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE TWO REPRESENTATIVES FROM EACH DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!! UNFORTUNATELY EVERY DINOSAUR WOULD RATHER PURSUE ITS OWN INTEREST SO IT GIVES ITS POSITION TO THE PARASAUROLOPHUS!!!!!!!11!! THIS MAKES THE SENATE HAVE THE UNITED CAUSE OF INCREASING ITS POWER SO THE PARASAUROLOPHUSES CAN ENJOY EVEN MORE SENATE BLISS!!!!!!!!1!!!!!! EVER SINCE THE GALLIMIMUS RULE ITS BEEN HARD FOR THE PARASAUROLOPHUSES TO GAIN POWER BUT WITH THEIR COMBINED EFFORT IT IS THE MOST LIKELY DINOSAUR TO OVERTHROW THE GALLIMIMUS!!!!!!!11!!!!! I LOVE THE PARASAUROLOPHUS AND IT LOVES ME!!!!!1! THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE PARASAUROLOPHUS!!111!!

Monday, July 30, 2007

PLATEOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PLATEOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!111111!!!!!! IT IS A MUSICAL GENIUS!!!!111!!!!!! IT IS ALWAYS THINKING OF A NEW SONG TO WRITE AND EVERY SONG IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!! SOMETIMES THE MUSIC A PLATEOSAURUS IS THINKING OF IS SO AWESOME THAT IT RADIATES INTO THE AIR AROUND IT AND OTHER DINOSAURS CROWD AROUND TO SEE THE AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!! I LOVE THE PLATEOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME!!!!!!!!! THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE PLATEOSAURUS!!!111111!!

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

GIGANTORAPTOR!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!11!!!

THE GIGANTORAPTOR IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!11111111!!! ITS HUGE!!!!1111!!!!!! ALL CURRENT DINOSAUR SPECIES HAVE EVOLVED FROM THE GIGANTORAPTOR!!!!!!11111!!! SINCE THE SPECIES HAS BEEN AROUND FOR SO LONG IT IS VERY WISE!!!!!!1111!!!! GIGANTORAPTORS ARE OFTEN ADVISORS FOR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS!!!!!111!! BUT SINCE THE RULE OF THE GALLIMIMUS THEYRE OFTEN IGNORED!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE GIGANTORAPTOR AND IT LOVES ME!!!!!1! THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE GIGANTORAPTOR!!!!111!!!

Thursday, June 21, 2007

DIPLODOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!

THE DIPLODOCUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS A WORKER AT FACTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT GETS PAYED LOW AND WORKS LONG HOURS!!!111!!!!!!! BUT IT DOESNT CARE BECAUSE IT LIKES WORKING AT THE FACTORY AND HATES MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!! IT DOESNT EVEN NEED MONEY BECAUSE IT CAN GENERATE WHAT IT NEEDS OUT OF THIN AIR!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!! SOME AVIMIMUSES DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AND FIGHT FOR DIPLODOCUS RIGHTS!!!!!!!!1111!!!! BUT WHEN THIS HAPPENS DIPLODOCUSES CALMY CORRECT THEM!!!!!!!!1111!!! I LOVE THE DIPLODOCUS AND IT LOVES ME!!!!!!!111!!! THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE DIPLODOCUS!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!1

Thursday, June 14, 2007

HYPSILOPHODON!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!

THE HYPSILOPHODON IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!! IT LOVES TO EAT!!!!!!!!11111! IT ONLY STOPS EATING WHEN IT IS SLEEPING!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!! DESPITE ALL ITS EATING IT STILL HAS A SLIM POSTURE!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!! THIS IS BECAUSE ITS STOMACH HAS A TELEPORTER IN IT THAT TELEPORTS ALL THE FOOD THE HYPSILOPHODON DOESNT NEED!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE HYPSILOPHODON AND IT LOVES ME!!!!11111!!! THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE HYPSILOPHODON!!!!!!11111!!!!

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

LESOTHOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!









THE LESOTHOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!! BAD STUFF ALWAYS HAPPENS TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!! BAD STUFF WILL HAPPEN NO MATTER WHAT IT DOES!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!! IT DOESNT MATTER HOW GOOD THE LESOTHOSAURUS IS AT WHAT ITS DOING AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE THE OUTCOME WILL BE BAD NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!! SOME LESOTHOSAURUSES GET DEPRESSED ABOUT THIS AND GIVE UP DOING ANYTHING IN AN ATTEMPT TO STOP BAD STUFF HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!1111! BUT BAD STUFF STILL HAPPENS!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!! OTHER DINOSAURS LOOK UP TO THE SEGNOSAURUS AND TRY TO BE OPTIMISTIC!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!! BUT IT DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE BAD STUFF WILL STILL HAPPEN AND EVEN THE MOST OPTIMISTIC LESOTHOSAURUS WILL GET DEPRESSED EVENTUALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!11 I LOVE THE LESOTHOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!111111!! THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE LESOTHOSAURUS!!!!111111!!